Funny Fat Guy T-Shirts Raise The American Spirit
by Mark Ladd
Considering all of the pain and grief we go through for being fat, why do we continue to let ourselves eat unhealthy food and get fatter every year? America is an overweight country, which not many other countries can boast of these days. People all over the world are dying of starvation, but America's waistline gets bigger every year. Why are we wearing funny fat guy t-shirts and celebrating this awful epidemic? Well, because it really feels good...right?
There are going to be some critics out there who are going to cry "foul" when they see me wearing funny fat guy t-shirts and eating a pile of French fries. Yes, being overweight is not very healthy. There all kinds of risks involved with letting your weight go. We all know about this because it is hammered into us daily by all directions. We know we are in danger of all of these health problems, but we frankly don't care. Fat people live in the now. What is the famous saying for drinkers? "I would rather be a good liver than have one?"
There is nothing more American than being fat and happy, and nothing is fatter or happier than funny fat guy t-shirts. All of the world looks to the United States with contempt because of the massive majority of us who are fat. Frankly, it is none of the world's business what Americans do with our time or money. If we want to celebrate our success with food, then so be it. We are a prosperous country and not many of us are for want of something to eat. There are many countries in the world that are full of starving people, but does that mean we have to cut back out of American guilt?
America is a prosperous country. We do not suffer from famine, pestilence, or war like other countries do. We may experience an economic downturn every now and again, but in the grand scheme of things we don't have it so bad. We have arable, fertile land that the government actually pays farmers not to grow food because of unnecessary surplus. Funny fat guy t-shirts are a way to embrace the success of America in a unique way. If we have the chance to be an overweight country, well that must mean we're a pretty great country.
Quit letting skinny people make you feel like less of a person. Technically, you're much more of a person if you're overweight. We are human beings, just like everyone else in this country. Our problems are pretty trivial when compared to the rest of the world, so relax. It's not the end of America if we're fat. We just wear some funny fat guy t-shirts and deal with the situation as we always have...throw money and food at it until it goes away.
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